Silly Christmas Song

I learned this song in fifth grade. It's quite funny, I think, and my sister and I sing it a lot even though neither of us should be singing (we sound like screeching cats). This song is sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.

I heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red,

came crashing thro' the roof and landed on my bed.

I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,

As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"

(Chorus)

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;

I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat, oh!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?

I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!

He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"

I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."

"So sorry!" he replied, and then he asked my name.

He offered me a ride, I said, "No, thank you just the same!" 

(Chorus)

I heard a "ho, ho, ho," the sleigh was in the sky.

But it was moving slow and wasn't very high.

It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn't fall;

Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas, one and all!" 

(Chorus)